The following came from the monthly newsletter from Knights
of Columbus council 3607 called The Lance.
I thought it was worth posting… enjoy
Mother's Dictionary of Meanings
Dumbwaiter: One
who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Feedback: The
inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child when
you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The
people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're
not raising them right.
Hearsay: What
toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Independent: How
we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
Puddle: A small
body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: A child
who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What
you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's
pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
Top Bunk: Where
you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting
noises.
Whodunit: None of
the kids that live in your house.
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